10 Video Game Characters With The Craziest Haircuts
Video game characters come in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and most of them were born from the imaginations of various creative designers who wanted to make them stand out. Sometimes that meant gifting or cursing them with crazy hairstyles that defy logic.
Some of these hairstyles are so iconic that they’ve become inseparable from their respective characters, and any attempt to change the formula would be met with backlash. Others are caricatures that push the boundaries of creativity in terms of design and actual game mechanics, proving how fertile video games are for the imagination.
Guile (street fighter)
Guile’s haircut is largely a play on the 1980s flattop styles worn by action movie heroes like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but far more over the top. The length of the cut is astronomical, which is odd considering Guile is a Major in the US Air Force.
Although he’s not busy beating his opponents to reach M. Bison, Guile keeps the haircut in pristine condition with his trusty pocket comb. Despite the threat of blood, sweat, dirt and helmet hair, he maintained the style throughout several street fighter video game slices, proving he’s just iconic.
Jackie Welles (Cyberpunk 2077)
The world of Cyberpunk 2077 is always persistent cyberpunk game glitches, extravagant hairstyles, body modification and makeup. So it’s no surprise to see Jackie Welles sporting such an interesting haircut. The lower sides are shaved to make way for a hair with particular trims and a knot in the back.
The most notable feature of the hairstyle is the patterned cut on top of her skull, with a single tuft of hair sticking out just above the forehead. In some ways he resembles Mo’s The Three Stoogesif the character existed in the cyberpunk age, and decided to get creative with her full hair.
Blue Suede Mud (Clayfighter)
Elvis had wild hair, but Blue Suede Goo’s clay fighter attempted to augment the icon the character was based on. Obviously, the hairstyle in question has been grossly exaggerated to cartoonish levels, much like the funny diaries, but it’s worth mentioning regardless.
Blue Suede Goo embodies Elvis in his later, more eccentric years, and the hairstyle is the icing on the cake. It extends about two feet from his forehead, breaking the laws of physics in the process. That combined with the suede suit perfects the whole thing.
Dr. Wily (Mega Man)
As far as mad scientists go, Dr. Wily is definitely up there, and he’s got a hairstyle to match. The Evil Doctor went bald at the top, with two Captain Picard-style sides that grew to epic proportions, giving him his sloppy, off-kilter appearance.
Wily’s personality tends to take center stage mega man games, which means her haircut is more of an icing on the cake. Then again, with plans as ambitious as his, there’s probably little time left to visit the barber for a cut.
Sindel (Mortal Kombat)
This powerful mortal combat The fighter sports an out-of-this-world hairstyle, and it’s even been used as a weapon in games. In Mortal Kombat 3, Sindel could use her hair as a projection mechanism and proved capable of growing exponentially at all times.
Other moves include the Mane Squeeze, which grabs an opponent and pulls them towards her, so she can knock them back, plus a few hair-related fatalities for good measure. It’s easily his signature trait, alongside his death scream.
Maester Seymour Guado (Final Fantasy X)
It’s a mystery as to how Maester Guado managed to perfect his peculiar haircut, but either way, it’s one of the craziest in video game history. Her powder blue hair has somehow been twisted into several large blades that protrude from the sides and front of her head, making her an instantly recognizable character.
The character is an antagonist in Final Fantasy X, so it’s obvious that the designers tried to give it a bit of a mean look. As such, the protrusions of bladed hair somewhat resemble horns, giving the character an eerie aura, which contrasts with the rather bright colors with which he is adorned.
Paul Phoenix (Tekken)
You could say that Paul Phoenix was inspired by the characters of Ken and Guile, Street fighter. Indeed, he has a mix of both of their traits, from Ken’s red outfit to Guile’s hair. It’s the latter that really sets it apart from the rest. tekken characters though.
Nobody knows how much hair gel is needed to keep his hair starry-eyed this vertical, but it sets him apart from the rest. In fact, the hairstyle alone makes him instantly recognizable among fighting game characters, even if it’s a little too derivative of Guile’s haircut.
The Survivor (Ark: Survival Evolved)
The survivor of Ark starts out with relatively short hair or no hair, depending on player preference, but that changes quickly. Whether male or female, the Survivor must search for necessities, while their hair grows at a geometric rate.
Within hours, players will be running as if they just stepped out of a prehistoric cave. Luckily, scissors can be crafted to deal with those impossible manes, but only a specific tweak to the game’s INI settings will prevent the hair from growing back to its full length in such a short time.
The Masked Ninja (Revenge Of Shinobi)
The mysterious Masked Ninja is the final boss of Shinobi’s Revenge, for the Sega Genesis. This is one of the toughest levels in the game, requiring players to race against time in order to save the life of the damsel in distress. In order to save him from being crushed to death, players must annihilate the masked ninja before it’s too late.
The character is also featured on the original game’s cover art with a long white mane. It’s not just for show either. The masked ninja twirls his hair like a weapon, dealing immense damage. He can even spin his hair like a boomerang, catching players off guard after landing a hit.
Daryan Crescend (Apollo Justice)
Rock guitarists have sported all sorts of wild hairstyles over the years, and Daryan Crescend is just building on the foundation they’ve created. The hairstyle resembles a fox tail with a white painted tip that seems to shoot straight out of her head like a bullet.
The hair also seems to have a mind of its own, reacting to Daryan’s specific emotional states. When shocked or agitated, the bonded hair tends to swing up and down, only to curl neatly back into place once the tension has passed. Either way, it’s one of the craziest video games.
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